I wrote this in my head on the chinatown bus

Yes, I realize, I post on here very infrequently. Oh well. I think it’s just the way it’s going to be. Anyways, I rode the chinatown bus home from Philadelphia today. As we were pulling out of Philly, I drafted the following (in my head):

If this is the worst thing that happens to me today I live a good life

I am appalled that the bus driver thought it was a good idea to play that movie where Vin Diesel is a soldier-nanny.

But after suffering through the first movie the driver redeemed himself. He played Total Recall, which we all know is one of the best movies ever made. So that’s it. We got to DC right before the climax of the film, but I’ve seen it lots of times so it’s okay.

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